Instead of taking a standard developer trading fee for ourselves
the fee is split between all holders of the token.
10% of all trading volume our cryptocurrency ever experiences is set completely aside for you, the token holders, as Ethereum,
to withdraw at any time.
Every ethereum transaction is handled by a piece of unchangable blockchain programming known as a smart-contract.
No need to fear, you're only entrusting your hard-earned ETH to an algorithmic robot accountant running on a decentralized blockchain network created by a russian madman worth billions, enforced by subsidized Chinese GPU farms that are consuming an amount of electricity larger than most third-world countries.
Welcome to cryptocurrency.
Your tokens are safe, or somebody would be yelling at us by now.
To facilitate the trade and purchase of what's essentially the cryptocurrency form of social security, we've created our own custom exchange to allow you to trade and track your tokens.
For each token added or removed from circulation the price of the next token increases or decreases automatically by a fractional amount of ETH (about 10 gwei).
When people buy, your tokens are worth slightly more, when they sell, slightly less.
Gotta have a little sadness every once in a while so you know when the good times come.
The Token's namesake is a feature we lovingly call the "Proof of Weak Hands ethereum mining algorithm"
Simply put, when someone else has weak hands. Either buying into our smart contract, transferring tokens, or selling back to the contract. There's a 10% fee.
Anyone who owns tokens gets a personal cut of every weak handed trade. You can withdraw this cut at any time in ETH from the smart-contract pool, no fee attached.
You see that cute snek? You get your own, he'll generate passive-income for you no matter what the token price does!
In addition to mining, you can stake 5 of your own tokens to create the first ethereum masternodes; Ever.
Owning a masternode gives you a unique link to our website that the smart contract recognizes, anyone buying into the contract via your link has 33% of all fees they would oherwise pay into the contract, directed to you instead as instant ethereum gains.
This is the active-income component of our contract, we let you build your own network that pays YOU instantly!"
Yes, our staking and mining systems are comedic jabs at cryptocurrency as a whole, they're also immensely more profitable, and pay in (Eth) instead of something that "may" have value later.
That Smart contract (your new robo accounting buddy) holds all ethereum ever put into purchasing these tokens, and will gleefully give you all ethereum you are owed whenever you want to withdraw your passive income, or sell your tokens. You weak handed fool.
Managed by a smart contract entirely
Volume based passive-income
Not a "Concept" token
Serious in all the wrong ways.
Instead of simply playing with price over time like most crypto, we've added volume to the mix. Hodl finally might be a good long-term idea. (Instead of why you're down 50%)
Masternodes add a per-user profitable referral system, allowing the contract to run as long as there's interested players, or really dedicated spammers.
Is bitcoin crashing? Crypto rise and falls got you burnt out? Our contract is designed to be a smart place to have your ethereum passively generate income while you sit back and worry about other things, like the fall of western civilization.
What else was this step going to be?
That's it, you already win.
With continuous volume you'll recieve a steady passive income for as long as you come to collect
Don't give up, you really do only lose when you sell.
Masternodes give reliable income, no matter how big the contract gets you'll always be able to see the instant effect
Anywhere that you have a unique oppourtunity to direct others here, use your masternode!
Our site remembers who you brought here, you get credit for every buy they make in the future
Videos, Tutorials, Articles, Web Pages, Advertising slot, Dapps, Graphs, statistics, anything
The more clever your network, the more you'll earn, Hook up your masternode, we encourage it
Actually wants to impliment Proof of Stake into ethereum; kinda like our passive income but with extra steps.
We're just a little worried okay
Wanted by the Brazillian authorities for implications in murder, controls the markets with a single tweet.
"Misplaced" A massive number of bitcoins from MtGox which were market sold for THE ENTIRE MARKET VALUE crashing bitcoin; then was arrested, got out, "Found" some of the misplaced bitcoins and proceeded to use them to bang 25+ prostitutes before the police caught on and arrested him again. Now Mt.Gox has to sell its personal bitcoin stash to compensate the victims of this "Misplacement" which, is crashing Bitcoin... again.
CEO: MT Gox, Deathbringer to Bitcoin
Not Decentralized, Cryptographic or designed so that you can't print more at will. Overpriced above 25 cents.
Or do we mean: Ripple
Freeze Frame: First moment of obvious regret.
Record Scratch: You might be wondering how i got into this situation...
You should know by now
Hardest hands known to man, hasn't touched bitcoin wallet since 2010, Or His Bitcoin: Cash, Gold, God, Platinum, X, Dark, E, Silver, Z, Plus, Scrypt, E-Cash, Lite, Planet, Red, Fast, 21, Anti, Diamond, United, X, Super, White, Atom, First, or Rabbit fork wallets either. Except not Segwit because the scamming devs took his coins for themselves.
Made a currency with three unique features, not only is it instant and feeless to transfer. But if you own it you can send it TWICE!
Nano (Raiblocks): Inventor
In a beautiful developer JUST, this Nu-male fool couldn't figure out how to premine the coin he'd just created, and only ever ended up with a paltry amount of dogecoins before he angrily abandoned the project because other miners BTFO his own rig within 7 minutes of contract creation;
Nobody's entirely sure how to use it or what it does. But a tip of my hat to the quality of jokes surrounding chainlink, people are buying it because it's funny and in the end that's what matters.
Swore up and down to investors that his team had purchased a FDIC Insured Bank that they were going to run decentralized on the blockchain. Collected 600m in an ICO before the SEC knocked down his door in riot gear.
AriseBank ICO: Founder
Quite possibly the largest pump and dump organizer for cryptocurrency period. He buys, Tweets to his 5m followers, it pumps, then a week later he sells and causes a panic; which lets him buy in at the bottom again. The fucking impressive part is that he's still doing it too!
Twitter: Most Influential Crypto Shill
The market mainpulation surrounding XVG is so bad that when this spokesperson made a half-assed video of himself (Dressed as shown); A single wallet immediately dumped coins to cause a panic and the ensuing crash brought the price down 90%, at which point that same wallet bought up 14% of the total XVG Supply. The next day this same "Spokesperson" announced a massive update to XVG (wraith) and its release date.
Investor / Dev Sanctioned PR: XVG (Verge)
This madman got hired by coinbase, proceeded to shill the internal development teams until they agreed to add his own coin to the site; and then dumped his own personal stash at the top. LIVING, THE, DREAM.
A famous itallian swindler so successful at paying out old investors with new investor's money that he managed to convince the world that he was the first one to do it, and swindle the earlier inventors of the scheme out of the title. That's real talent.
Don't worry, we also pay out new investors with old investor's money
Always there to remind you that he's smarter than you.
Powh3d: Early Investor
Unlike "Investment" engines like Bitconnect, Powh3D is managed by a smart contract entirely. No human involvement in managing the ethereum at all. Period.
Our token's transfer system is built to automatically take 10% of all traded tokens, melt them into eth, and pay everyone else. Even if the trades occur outside the contract itself. Exchange support has never paid you before has it?
The concept for UBI involves taxing every transaction and paying it out to everyone; crypto is the perfect place to emulate it. Calling it 3D Investing sounds way cooler than whatever those hippies are calling it though.